Yarimoku Nanpa Beach ~Mitakunakatta Haha no Sugata~

Yarimoku Nanpa Beach ~Mitakunakatta Haha no Sugata~ (やりもくナンパビーチ ~見たくなかった母の姿~, Official Homepage) is a 2013 visual novel by Autobahn.

Leona and Youko are two forty-something wives visiting the beach with their husbands and children.

There, they meet some young guys who claim to be college students with an assignment about Japanese housewives. They want to talk with them and get it all on film. For school, of course.

It’s not long at all before the two wives have been convinced to display their tits for the camera, much to the delight of the ‘students’.

This pose is FOR SCIENCE!

Also for science. There’s no need to go into any more detail about the ‘plot’ with this review.

Yarimoku Nanpa Beach contains no choices. Autobahn describes it as a ‘simple one-path game’, and also as a ‘non-stop Okaa-san nanpa netorare ADV’. I guess that both are accurate.

Autobahn makes no bones about exactly what this ‘game’ is. They even provide an option on the menu to unlock all of the CG. Given that there’s nothing but H scenes in this, and no choices or anything, so all you have to do to ‘unlock’ every scene is to click it from the menu after watching the previous one, I’m not sure what they hoped to accomplish with that. Where’s the demand? “I want to see some porn, but I don’t want to have to watch any porn to see it.” Yeah, that sounds about right.

Yarimoku Nanpa Beach is about on the level of one of those CG sets with superimposed text that you’ll find on DLsite. If the art or scenario appeals to you, you might want to check it out, but don’t expect more than porn with a premise.

In the interest of completeness, in this ‘game’ you’ll find: doggy style, missionary, oral sex, bukkake, paizuri, sex while on the phone with their children (“Oh, we’re getting a massage, right now.”), nakadashi, and the whole thing is being recorded for the ultimate in netorare pleasure. That’s it in a nutshell. In fact, I’ll do you one better:

That’s the CG mode screen, showing every scene in Yarimoku Nanpa Beach. Now you know all there is to know about the crying game. I mean nanpa.

Links and Extras

Sexual Content


Leona and Youko are wives and mothers, but by the end they’re pretty much just sex-crazed sluts. And it’s all recorded for posterity.

2 Responses to “Yarimoku Nanpa Beach ~Mitakunakatta Haha no Sugata~”

  1. lulz Says:


  2. Tsuma Kanraku | Not Out of the Woods Says:

    […] confront Kiyomi, and really nothing else happens. The previous Autobahn game that I looked at, Yarimoku Nanpa Beach ~Mitakunakatta Haha no Sugata~, had perhaps even less of a story, but it’s a near […]

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